On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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