Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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