The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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