Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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