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(319): View more from Iowa

just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke

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(585): View more from New York

I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"

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(954): View more from Florida

Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.

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(516): View more from New York

She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.

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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint

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(585): View more from New York

I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.

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(516): View more from New York

How was that girls surprise party last night?

(1-516): View more from New York

Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm

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