Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize