I accidentally had phone sex last night
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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