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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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