Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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