Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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