He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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