I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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