yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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