I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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