So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
whose ass print is on the piano?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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