i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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