Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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