I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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