i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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