it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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