Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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