Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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