fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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