Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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