didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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