a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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