I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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