Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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