i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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