TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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