god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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