Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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