Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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