Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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