you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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