Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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