I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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