1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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