i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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