She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The adults are the big ones right?
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