So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Someone came in the potted fern
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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