I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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