My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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