Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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