Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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