I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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