He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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