I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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