The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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