You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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