You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Green mimosas i think yes
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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