So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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