Plan B is the new Plan A
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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