No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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