Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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